[Divorce Lawyers]
Episode 46
Do you want to be in a wheelchair for three months
or would you rather eat with your left hand for three months?
Can he really be that accurate?
Most probably.
He's a stuntman
so he's used to all sorts of specific stunts.
That's what he told me.
He's able to avoid killing someone no matter how he crashes the car.
Anyway, you won't be seriously hurt.
- Has he ever failed? - Only a few times.
You do it.
- You can do it. - Me?
I'd rather have my friend crash a car into me.
Then you probably wouldn't be spending three months in a wheelchair.
You'd probably die instantly.
Come on, be serious.
- I am serious. - Why can't you just marry her?
It's not as if you've never been married.
That's exactly the reason why.
As a divorce lawyer
I warn people to be careful when they get married
and I congratulate them when they get divorced.
What's so good about marriage?
In addition to having to do housework
you have to get up early to make her breakfast.
If you spend too much time at home
she blames you for not working hard enough.
But if you're never home, she says you don't care about her.
You have to give her every yuan that you earn.
Knowing me, if we end up getting divorced I'd probably end up with nothing again.
She'd probably even bring another man home.
Just the thought of this...
I'd rather spend the rest of my life in a hospital.
But Luo Li's different from Jiao Yan Yan.
All women are the same.
Then why did you give Luo Li hope?
Actually, since Luo Li and I got back together this time...
she's been pressuring me a lot.
And because I wanted to help Jiao Yan Yan win her divorce case
I hurt Luo Li in court.
When I saw how upset she was after we got home
I agreed to marriage just to cheer her up.
But as soon as I got up the next morning
I regretted it so much.
If you ask me I think Luo Li's a great girl.
She's also doing well with her career and business.
In fact, she'll probably be better than you after a few years.
Perhaps once you get older you can rely on her to support you.
If that really happens, then my life will be meaningless.
I'll just be living off a woman.
Hello, Auntie.
I won't be back for lunch.
I'm having a meeting right now.
You can see me?
You saw me earlier?
Yeah, I'm having a meeting at the coffee shop downstairs.
Okay, I'll come up for lunch later.
This afternoon? I don't have any plans.
Buy furniture?
But I'm not moving anywhere.
Go house hunting?
Buy a house?
Okay...
Okay, I'll be back soon.
Are you coming to bed? We have to get up early tomorrow.
Should I wear this red dress to get our certificate tomorrow?
- You shouldn't. - Why not?
- It's red. - It's a happy occasion.
But the background of the photo is also going to be red.
I see. You're certainly very experienced.
So what are you going to wear?
Whatever, I can just wear this.
What? Are you sure you want to wear this wolf T-shirt?
The wolf is just my disguise.
Really? I'm so scared.
Let me tear off your disguise and see what you're really like.
You're not going to do that.
Are you sure?
I just remembered, I have a green dress.
But what if your parents won't go back until we get married and have kids?
That's not going to happen.
Just make sure you put on a good show.
Dad, so how long will you be staying this time?
It's up to your mom. Ask her.
I thought you already picked an auspicious day.
- It's next Friday. - Next Friday.
Once you get your marriage certificate then we'll go back.
- Just give us one day... - No, one hour.
Yeah, it'll only take you an hour to get the certificate.
Would you prefer a Chinese or Western style wedding?
You're already living together.
What would people think?
You two aren't young anymore.
You should start having children soon.
Before Luo Li's dad and I get too old.
We can look after your kids for you.
You must pick a person to take care of your household finances.
I gave her every yuan that I earned.
- As well as your meal allowance. - Yeah, everything.
- Every yuan. - Don't look at my like that, it's true.
- Hello? - Where are you?
- Who's this? - Who do you think?
Did you really think you could sleep around with my wife?
Oh, it's you.
I can't believe you're actually saying that to me.
I need to talk to you.
If you want to talk to me you can come to my office.
I never thought a person as impatient as Jiao Yan Yan
could become a kindergarten teacher.
What do you mean, Yue Qun?
- Where are you? - I'm talking to her at the kindergarten.
We'll be waiting for you.
Hello?
Luo Li, something's come up.
I'll see you at the marriage registration office at ten o'clock sharp.
What do you want?
I'm going to show you
which one of your husbands is nicer to you.
Yue Qun.
There's no way that we'll ever get back together.
I'm definitely going to get divorced.
So just give up.
Then why didn't you ask me to leave when I took care of you after your accident?
Who looked after you then?
Where was Chi Hai Dong?
Think about it, Yan Yan.
If I'd known that this is what my life would become
I would have rather died inside that bus.
- Hello? - Yue Qun, where are you?
Let's meet up before we go to court tomorrow.
I don't have time now!
Yue Qun, calm down.
I'm talking to Jiao Yan Yan right now.
We won't have to go to court tomorrow if I can settle it now.
What are you doing?
- What are you doing? - Want to know what true love is?
Even if I cut your face with this knife...
I'd still look after you for the rest of your life.
- Yue Qun... don't do it... - I'll never leave you.
Please don't do it.
Come with me!
Come here!
Why would you keep seeing Chi Hai Dong when I'm much better than him?
Why did you keep seeing him?
- Look over there! - What's going on?
Chi Hai Dong!
How do I get up there?
Call the police.
Hai Dong, I'm already on my way to the marriage registration office.
Where are you?
Make sure you get there on time.
Don't be a runaway groom.
If I don't see you there, you'll never see me again.
- Yue Qun, what are you doing? - Don't come near me!
Tell me the truth.
Are you the father of Yan Yan's baby?
Yue Qun, calm down.
- Put down the knife. - Tell me!
I did get drunk that night, but I can swear to God
that nothing happened between us.
Yue Qun, the reason she said that in court
is because she can't stand being beaten by you all the time.
- Yue Qun, put the knife down! - I'll never believe a lawyer.
How can you remember if you were drunk? Would you dare go for a DNA test?
I would. You should let Yan Yan have the baby first.
It's your child, so you should be there to welcome his arrival.
Yue Qun, listen to me.
Do you want to spend the rest of your life in jail?
Do you want your child to be fatherless?
I know you hate me so you want to take revenge.
You want me to feel betrayal because we cheated on you, right?
Don't come near me!
- I'll jump down with her! - No...
Yue Qun, listen.
If I want to take revenge on you
it's got nothing to do with her, right?
If you let her go, then you can take me instead.
I'll give you anything that you want, okay?
I don't want Yan Yan to divorce me.
- I don't want her to. - Then you should be nicer to her, right?
The court won't sympathize with you.
The reason why Pan Xiao Gang's trying so hard to find witnesses
is because he wants you two to get back together.
Yue Qun, listen.
Calm down, okay?
Did you consult Pan Xiao Gang before doing this?
I don't care.
I just don't want to get divorced.
Do you have any idea how much I love her?
But you're the one that she loves.
Yue Qun, listen to me.
It's now nine thirty.
At ten o'clock sharp, Luo Li and I will get married.
So you've picked a really bad time to do this.
I don't believe you.
You two will still see each other even after you get married.
Why would I get between you two
when Luo Li and I can get on with our lives?
See?
My guess is that Luo Li's calling me to ask where I am.
You didn't believe me, right?
I'll let you listen to it, okay?
- Don't answer it. - But you don't believe me.
- Don't answer it! Don't answer it! - Okay, I won't answer it.
Don't answer it.
Yue Qun.
Calm down, okay?
Put the knife down.
I'll go and get married
and you can look after Yan Yan until she has the baby.
Let's just forget about this, okay?
Who called the police? Was it you?
No. It wasn't me, Yue Qun!
You go over there.
The rest can come with me.
I'm dead meat. I'll definitely go to jail.
They'll arrest me soon.
- You want me in jail, don't you? - Yue Qun, listen.
I'll be your witness, okay?
I can prove this is just a family conflict.
Put the knife down.
If they don't see the knife then it won't be a criminal case.
Trust me, I'm a lawyer.
Yue Qun, I'm begging you.
Please put down the knife.
Yan Yan.
Please don't divorce me, okay?
I've got an idea. Don't move.
Let's take a video.
Tell the judge that you don't want to get divorced now.
Don't cry...
If you cry then the judge will know I'm forcing you.
Stop crying, take deep breaths.
Say it!
Say something.
[Marriage Registration Office]
Yue Qun!
Come down, are you crazy?
Do you still want to go to court tomorrow?
I'm trying to settle it with her now.
Then we won't have to get divorced.
You're such an idiot.
I was definitely going to win tomorrow's case.
- But you've messed it all up. - Stop it, take him away.
Come down, Yue Qun...
Attention, put the knife down.
Let us solve your problem for you.
Don't do anything that you'll regret.
I'm almost done up here!
Hai Dong!
I'm still alive...
Chi Hai Dong, save my wife!
Save my wife!
How dare you threaten the plaintiff with a knife.
You deserve to die.
- Where? - You can go up from there.
Go on, hurry!
Hai Dong.
I don't want to die, Hai Dong.
Don't let go.
I don't want to die either.
- What's your name? - Luo Li.
I'm so lucky that I'm not married to someone like you.
I'm getting divorced.
Luckily you're just my ex-wife's lawyer and not my ex-wife.
You should say you could have considered yourself lucky
until your wife
hired me to be her lawyer.
- What are you doing here? - I rented this place.
- Did you just move in? - Two days ago. You live here?
For more than a year now.
Let me give you some friendly advice.
You shouldn't use your telescope to spy on other people.
They're all asking you to kiss me.
Why would I want to kiss you?
- You're just scared. - No, I'm not.
- Then do it. - You do it.
I'm waiting.
Hai Dong.
Don't tell me you've never had any feelings for me.
Somewhere deep within my subconscious mind
I do.
Chi Hai Dong, just tell me what exactly is our relationship.
I always thought you'd want to marry me.
But if you don't, please just tell me
'Luo Li, stop dreaming, I'll never marry you.'
I like you. I like you very much.
As to whether I'd call it love...
I guess you can call it that.
Thank you for your love for me.
But from now on, you can take it back.
Chi Hai Dong, you're such a bastard.
Why don't you want me?
Why can't you just marry me?
Let's get married.
- Okay. - I'm serious.
So am I.
I thought I'd finally found a man that I could spend the rest of my life with.
But he didn't turn up on the day of our marriage registration
because he was busy falling off a building trying to save his ex-wife.
Jiao Yan Yan was lucky enough to land on the safety mat.
Chi Hai Dong wasn't so lucky.
He got hit by one of the iron frames and fell into a coma.
So the only thing I could do was wait.
Oh yeah, Yue Qun was arrested
and Pan Xiao Gang's license got suspended for two years
as a result of providing false evidence.
Cao Qian Kuen and Tang Mei Yu have also restarted their lives together.
Everyone seems to have found the place where they belong
except me.
I'm still waiting here.
You should enjoy your weekend.
- I'll cook you a feast. - Let me do it.
- I can do it. - Let me do it.
You should take a rest.
- Honey, get the door. - You get it.
- You get it. - My hands are dirty.
All right, I guess I'll have to get it.
- Who is it? - You've got a delivery.
Mr. Cao? You've got a package.
- Who is it? - It's the courier.
- Thanks. - You're welcome.
I'm going to leave China for good.
Do you think you can put this on me one last time?
What is it?
Nothing.
You're finally awake.
You really scared me.
Doctor...
- What happened? - What do you mean what happened?
You almost died when you tried to save your ex-wife.
Don't tell me you don't remember any of it?
You tried to stop her from falling off a building.
But you ended up falling down with her.
- So she... - She's okay.
You both fell on to the safety mat.
- Then I... - You deserve this.
You got hit by an iron frame and then you fell into a coma.
- How long? - Seven days.
You've been in a coma for seven days.
Seven days?
I don't remember anything.
Are you saying that you've totally forgotten
what we were going to do seven days ago?
- Who are you? - Chi Hai Dong.
Don't try to scare me.
This is not funny at all.
Chi Hai Dong?
That name...
doesn't ring a bell at all.
Who are you?
I'm Luo Li.
I'm your fiancee.
- I don't remember you. - But I remember you.
I'll never forget who you are.
Don't go anywhere, I'll get the doctor.
Doctor...
One week later
when I woke up from my coma
I made the smartest decision ever.
I'll no longer have to go through the pain of marriage.
Am I really such a genius?
I'm probably just dreaming.
Hai Dong.
I've already thought it through.
Tomorrow's Monday so the marriage registration office will be open.
Let's just go and get our marriage certificate, okay?
I'm definitely marrying you.
One we get married...
it'll then be my responsibility to look after you for the rest of your life.
Then people can't gossip about us anymore.
My mom will also stop nagging me.
This is what she tells me all the time.
You'll be mine if you wake up.
But if you don't...
at least you'll still be my coma guy.
Don't worry.
I've already drafted our prenuptial agreement.
All you need to do is to stamp it with your fingerprint.
It's all written out very clearly.
Whether you wake up or not...
I'll never leave you.
Luo Li and Chi Hai Dong...
will never get divorced.
I haven't slept for many nights.
It must have been my imagination.
I keep thinking that you're about to wake up.
Doctor...
When I fell off the building...
my phone was ringing.
I was calling you.
I want to...
say something to you.
Say what?
I love you.
Marry me.
- Sit down. - Groom on the left.
Okay, try to look natural, okay?
Look natural. Be natural.
- Stop frowning. - Okay, smile.
The groom's lips are a bit too pale.
- Let me see. - Really?
[Marriage Certificate]
Cut!
Don't take off any more clothes.
You want to hire us...
- Why am I like this? - It's contiguous.
Let me tell you. Everyone sitting here today...
Sitting?
I didn't say anything.
Looks like I can only see you in court.
- So scary. - How annoying.
Hold me back. I'll kill you if you don't hold me back.
Suspicious...
Start from 'suspicious.'
Cut!
I know you are alike.
Chi. Luo.
Tokyo best actor award?
It's stuck together.
I won't make a move until you make a move. I thought you would have a reaction.
How despicable.
Chi Hai Dong.
Sorry. Sorry.
- Uncle. Save me. - Yea...
- Drive slowly. - Uncle!
Sorry. His laugh made me forget my lines.
It's a deal. Tell me more.
Well, you've put me on the spot.
I feel good! Yeah. I feel so good!
- Again. - Exposed too much.
Do you know Robert Owen?
- Soccer player? - I knew you would say that!
I think you two probably won't like to eat this kind of stuff.
- I'm a vegetarian. - You're a vegetarian?
Why can't I be a vegetarian.
Auntie, I think your perspective is really good.
I must take notes and report to my supervisor.
Life is about accepting and tolerating each other.
Unless you don't get married like our director.
What am I saying?
Marriage...
You better ask Director Yang. Yang Wen Jun knows about marriage the best.
Why doesn't he say 'cut' yet?
If you force two people who no longer love each other together, can they be happy?
You skipped over my line so quickly.
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